I'm Never Coming Back! See You Next Week

True Football Stories

  • A collection of real stories exploring the raw emotions of global football fandom
  • The ideal gift book for every football fan
  • Topics: global fan culture, football history

The best stories, profiles and reports from football expert and bestselling author Christoph Biermann

As a football reporter for 11FREUNDE, Christoph Biermann goes where the heart of football beats. He tells the strange story of the ugliest kit in Bundesliga history and that of Germany’s most fairy-tale football pitch, made famous by a groundhopper. We meet two Bundesliga players who met as three-year-olds, an autistic football fan who finds inner peace in the stadium, and Ebby from Duisburg, who has been travelling to every match in Nottingham for decades. We learn why love for a club grows particularly strong when it is at its lowest ebb, and when it is in danger of dying out. 

Contact Foreign Rights
  • Publisher: KiWi-Taschenbuch
  • Release: 05.11.2026
  • ISBN: 978-3-462-05584-9
  • 320 Pages
  • Author: Christoph Biermann
Buchcover von I'm Never Coming Back! See You Next Week: Wahre Fussballgeschichten
Christoph Biermann I'm Never Coming Back! See You Next Week
Portrait von Christoph Biermann
© Pablo Castagnola
Christoph Biermann

Christoph Biermann is one of Germany’s most renowned football journalists and has published numerous books about the sport. His book Die Fußball-Matrix (The Football Matrix ) was voted “Football Book of the Year 2011”. His book Matchplan. Die neue Fußball-Matrix (2018) was published in English under the title  Football Hackers .  His books have been translated into several languages.