When Elke Herbst and Martin Blath were apartment hunting a while back, they pored over countless real estate ads – and came across some veritable poetic gems. Cryptic, refreshing and above all funny: apparently real estate agents and landlords sometimes really let their hair down when writing ads. This book spotlights their poetic masterpieces, often so weird and surprising that you can only rub your eyes in disbelief – especially if you happen to be house hunting yourself. A collection of the funniest ads – for your amusement, and amazement.
“Your guests will never want to leave this elegant bathroom flooded with natural light!”
“Great layout, too: functional, yet sensuous.”
“The apartment will move, if you want it to.”
“The residents’ communicative center is located at the vertex of the angle! “