Lists that will save your life and/or make you laugh:
Bad reactions to “We’re over!”:
5. “Finally!”
4. “Didn’t we agree on taking every major decision together?”
3. “Sh…, only two relationships left.”
2. “No we’re not.”
1. “We were together?"
Good tips from our friend alcohol:
Just say it! You can always think about what you’re going to say exactly once you’re talking!
Have another drink. Job interviews come and go but this night is unique!
Time to make out!
Sing your favourite song. Sing it loud! Just ignore the other passengers on the tube!
Of course you should take him home. You’ll have enough time do decide whether you really like each other tomorrow.
You couldn’t dance. Until now!
4 a.m. is the perfect time to send a message declaring your love!
Forget what I said about messages, calling is so much more personal!
